Yesterday, while on standby, I received the inevitable call notifying me that some services had been pronounced clinically dead. I did fix them, at least.
Then I thought, let’s turn the scenario around.
Let’s look at the other side of the coin.
While many fear the call from the ops teams, could some malfeasant individuals phone them as some form of obscure personal power validation? T
hose guys just do their jobs, like everyone else, but they are a captive audience.

I sketched this in the very early hours of the morning and captioned it. My wife came up with the second piece of copy. I like hers more. Which version would you go with, or are both sh*t?